27 November 2010
God Visits The Therapist
God: 'I'm feeling a bit insecure at the moment.'
Shrink: 'Is that because people are turning away from you?'
God nodded sullenly.
God: '..and because they started loving that new Allah guy.'
Shrink: 'I see, so you are dealing with intense feelings of jealousy too.'
God: 'My confidence had really been shaken. And I was trying really hard this time?'
Shrink: 'This time?'
God: 'Well, you know..the earlier cock-ups..the talking snake blunder, the whole flood overreaction and then the worse one...'
Shrink: 'Go on...'
God: 'I feel terribly guilty for letting them nail my son to a cross.'
Shrink: 'Hmm, you have several complex issues here.'
God: 'What do you suggest?'
Shrink: 'You'd better start praying, you're screwed.'
Posted by Grumpy Atheist at 00:46