|Children||One (who is also myself)|
Interpersonal skills (assuming they worship me totally)
Violating the laws of physics
PREVIOUS WORK EXPERIENCE
Self employed 6 day contract where I designed and implemented a project to create the universe. Notable achievements include childhood genetic illness, viruses, cancer and fluffy bunnies.
Personally managed a race of my choice, guiding them to sucessfully exterminate and enslave inferior neighbours. Outlined a prototype document of moral codes of how to respect each other.
Completed successful in vitro fertilisation of a human female. I was inspired by previous gods who had done this before.
[Legal disclaimer: She said yes and her husband didn't mind]
Wrote several articles, joke books and stories , many of which have combined into one book which has since become an international best seller.
40 - 2010 AD
Have been taking a short 2 millennia vacation to find myself, in the hope to gain valuable insights and increase my relevance in the modern workplace.